cute-pubes:

maboukes:

I eat bananas like this so straight people dont get the wrong idea

i feel this

(Source: kydey, via retiredjesus)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via trust)

frosted:

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

 

(Source: amoying, via thiscrazyworldwelivein)

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • today I'm deleting

greetings:

if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom

image

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The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

(Source: toxicvnt, via semwem)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via trust)

(Source: canadianinsanity, via unempire)

gold-ens:

girlchoking:

this makes me so fucking sad idk

this looks perf

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